By Avery Monsen, Jory John
If you are a dinosaur, your whole acquaintances are lifeless. if you are a pirate, your whole acquaintances have scurvy. in case you are a tree, your entire associates are finish tables. each one web page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor booklet showcases the drawback of being every little thing from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. lovable and darkish by surprise, this hilarious kid's publication for adults teaches necessary classes approximately existence whereas exploring every one sketch character's particular complaint and wide-eyed hindrance. From the sock whose basically associates have long past lacking to the houseplant whose acquaintances are being slowly killed by way of irresponsible plant proprietors (like you), All My acquaintances Are Dead offers a pleasant primer for giggling on the inevitable.
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All my neighbors are fans. the place are we going? (None of my neighbors will communicate to me. ) All my associates may be useless inside of 24 hours. This task makes me believe so alive. whats up. occasionally i think by myself. a few days are hard and long. but if i glance out into the area, i'm struck through the most unlikely great thing about all of it. these billions of remarkable injuries that led us to the place we're this present day, that led us to paper planes and nautilus shells and the tiny, crooked smiles of kids. while i feel approximately all of the small perfections of the realm, i've got religion that my time will come. i've got religion that sometime, a hot gentle will flood over me and that i will locate peace. I’m nonetheless now not your buddy. Acknowledgments Many because of every person at Chronicle Books, in particular Steve Mockus, Emilie Sandoz, Erin Thacker, and Suzanne LaGasa. And our buddies and households: Mac Barnett, SV Bliss, Zak Fishman, Emily Heller, Deborah John, James Keary, Clare McNulty, invoice Monsen, Risa Monsen, Gail Rubin, Monica Schaefer, Patrick Shaffner, Ben Sinclair, Jennifer Traig, and Lawrence Wilson. in regards to the Authors Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and author. Jory john is a author, editor, and journalist. they're the co-authors of Pirate’s Log: A guide for Aspiring Swashbucklers. they're pals. And nor is lifeless. but. For extra unhappy and humorous issues, stopover at http://www. nomorefriends. internet. textual content copyright © 2010 via Avery Monsen and Jory John. Illustrations copyright © 2010 via Avery Monsen. All rights reserved. No a part of this e-book will be reproduced in any shape with no written permission from the writer. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication info is obtainable. ISBN: 978-0-8118-7455-7 Designed via Avery Monsen Chronicle Books LLC 680 moment road San Francisco, CA 94107 http://www. chroniclebooks. com Dangit.